Champu ki Kavita .. !!! :) .... A must read

Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Champu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"
"Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"

"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"

(WAKE UP CHAMPU)

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Maa Tujhe Salam

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maa Tujhe Salam… Valentines Day, new year, friendship day, Mothers day, fathers day, Brother/Sister day, now let us celebrate the independence day at least from now .                                                                             PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN .                                                                                                    JAI HIND           History Through Pictures   Aug. 15, 1947: Mountbatten swears Nehru in as Prime Minister of India TRAIN TO PAKISTAN; India 1947. Trains packed with refugees - Hindus and Sikhs headed for India, and Muslims headed for Pakistan - were convenient targets for gangs of killers on both sides of the border. Inadequately protected 'Refugee Specials' were typically stopped, and the occupants butchered, several times in the course of the journey. The dead - Punjab, 1947 1971: Indira Gandhi reviews the troops, in the context of militaryand diplomatic preparations for the Bangladesh War. Ghandhiji Addressing people Nehru and Gandhi at AICC meeting, July 1946 Mountbatten arrives at Delhi airport; received by Nehru and Liaquat Ali. March 25, 1947 1948: The news of Gandhi's assassination hits the streets. A stunned crowd gathers in Calcutta. 1948: Crowds in New Delhi wait for a glimpse of Gandhi's funeral procession. A Library being divided at the time of partition. Heart trembles to see this sight and it is tough to imagine the state of the nation at the moment when people needed to hold hands. This is our 60th Independence Day! Freedom is not a Right but a Feeling! Let's be proud to feel the Freedom! Let's say loud we are INDIANS!!!   Let all of us get to-gather & Let's Celebrate Our Freedom!       It is our duty to preserve this Freedom! Carry this forward to the future! We did,We do,We will do!!!   Set the celebration on Air, Share your Joy, You're Free to do it, Send this to every Indian, to say Vande Mataram! Maa Tujhe Salam Jai Hind

 

 

 

Health Advisory H1N1 - FAQ

With the first swine flu death being recorded in INDIA[Pune], it will be all important to  keep a ready recknor at hand. More so we need to be aware of the correct symptoms and the right place for treatment. So in case we have someone who is seen to have symptoms  we could guide them to the right hospital. 

 The attached presentation would give you additional details about the swine flu, its symptoms and the actions that need to be initiated.  

As a Unified Force we can stop the spread of this EPIDEMIC and cure the affected ones with timely and correct treatment. 

                Please forward the brochure  to as many known people as possible so as to make them aware and be part of the Unified Force.  

Take care. 

 

	GOVERNMENT AUTHORIZED HOSPITALS FOR TREATMENT OF SWINE FLU City Hospital Address Contact Chennai King Institute of Preventive Medicine (24/7 Service) Guindy, Chennai – 32 (044) 22501520, 22501521 & 22501522 Communicable Diseases Hospital Thondiarpet, Chennai (044) 25912686/87/88, 9444459543 Government General Hospital Opp. Central Railway Station, Chennai – 03 (044) 25305000, 25305723, 25305721, 25330300 Pune Naidu Hospital Nr Le'Meridian, Raja Bahadur Mill, GPO, Pune - 01 (020) 26058243 National Institute of Virology 20A Ambedkar Road, Pune - 11 (020) 26006290 Kolkata ID Hospital 57,Beliaghata, Beliaghata Road, Kolkata - 10‎ (033) 23701252 Coimbatore Government General Hospital Near Railway Station, Trichy Road, Coimbatore - 18 (0422) 2301393, 2301394, 2301395, 2301396 Hyderabad Govt. General and Chest Diseases Hospital, Erragadda, Hyderabad (040) 23814939 Mumbai Kasturba Gandhi Hospital Arthur Road, N M Joshi Marg, Jacob Circle, Mumbai - 11 (022) 23083901, 23092458, 23004512 Sir J J Hospital J J Marg, Byculla, Mumbai - 08 (022) 23735555, 23739031, 23760943, 23768400 / 23731144 / 5555 / 23701393 / 1366 Haffkine Institute Acharya Donde Marg, Parel, Mumbai - 12 (022) 24160947, 24160961, 24160962 Kochi Government Medical College Gandhi Nagar P O, Kottayam - 08 (0481) 2597311,2597312 Government Medical College Vandanam P O, Allapuzha - 05 (0477) 2282015 Taluk Hospital Railway Station Road, Alwaye, Ernakulam (0484) 2624040  Sathyajit - 09847840051 Taluk Hospital Perumbavoor PO, Ernakulam 542 (0484) 2523138  Vipin - 09447305200 Gurgaon & Delhi All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS) Ansari Nagar, Aurobindo Marg Ring Road, New Delhi - 29 (011) 26594404, 26861698  Prof. R C Deka - 9868397464 National Institute for Communicable Diseases 22, Sham Nath Marg, New Delhi - 54 (011) 23971272/060/344/524/449/326 Dr. Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital Kharak Singh Marg, New Delhi - 01 (011) 23741640, 23741649, 23741639 Dr. N K Chaturvedi – 9811101704 Vallabhai Patel Chest Institute University Enclave, New Delhi- 07 (011) 27667102, 27667441, 27667667, 27666182 Bangalore Victoria Hospital K R Market, Kalasipalayam, Bangalore - 02 (080) 26703294  Dr. Gangadhar - 94480-49863 SDS Tuberculosis & Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Chest Diseases Hosur Road, Hombegowda Nagar, Bangalore - 29 (080) 26631923  Dr. Shivaraj - 99801-48780   STAY ALERT! PREVENT AGAINST SWINE FLU

 

 

 

 

FW: Do's and Don't - Swine Flu

Swine flu guide, do's and don'ts

Lateral Thinking

 

 

 

 

 

Lateral Thinking

 

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.   Think like a wizard . . .       man Q1.    ---------       board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.     stand Q2.    ------------   i Ans. = I understand OK . . . Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? Q3.    /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/ Ans. = reading between the lines Q4. r             road            a          d Ans. = cross road Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself. Q5.  cycle           cycle         cycle Ans. = tricycle Not easy to figure out hey!      0 Q6.      ---------         M.D.       Ph.D. Ans. = two degrees below zero C'mon give it a little thought! !         knee Q7.      ------------       light Ans. = neon light U can prove u r smart by getting this one.                         ground   Q8.                      ------------ ---                    feet feet feet feet feet feet Ans. = six feet underground Oh no, not again ! ! Q9.    he's X  himself Ans. = he's by himself Now u messing up big time. Q10.      ecnalg Ans. = backward glance  Not even close! ! Q11.      death ..... life Ans. = life after death Okay last chance ............ ...... Q12.     THINK Ans. = think big ! ! And the last one is real fundoo - - - Q13.   ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ... Ans. =  long time no 'C'

 

 

 

CONFIDENCE,TRUST & HOPE

CONFIDENCE

Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy

came with an Umbrella,

that's Confidence

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TRUST

Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby

when you throw him in the air,

he laughs...... because he knows you will catch him;

That’s Trust

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HOPE

Every night we go to bed,

we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

but still you have plans for the coming day;

that's Hope

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