Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Secret of happy married life

Once A Bachelor asked a married person, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

 

he replied, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other.

 

 

Then absolutely there will be no problems."

 

"Can you explain?" asked the bachelor.

 

the married person said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

 

 

Still not convinced, the bachelor asked the married person "Give me some examples"

 

he replied, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

 

 

bachelor asked, "Then what is your role?"

 

he replied, "My decisions are only for very big issues....

 

Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, how to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".

 

 

That is the secret of my happy married life !!!

 

:):):)

 

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Globalization....

Question: What is the height of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend Crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines!

And this is sent to you by an Indian, using Bill Gates' technology which
he probably stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this
on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made
monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries driven by Pakistanis,
hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you by Chinese!


This is the height of Globalisation !!!!!!!!!

***All For U Frends****

 

 

 

Friends,

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “  its about “abbe   teri  galti hai “
 
Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u  “   it’s about
“kahan marr gaya saale  “
 
Friendship is not about “I understand “  its about
“sab teri wajah se hua manhus“
 
Friendship is not about “I care for u  “  its about
“kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “
 
Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success
“its about “chal party de saale“
 
Friendship is not about “I love that girl“  its about
“saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “

Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “

Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“

Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale“

 

 

 

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J  Keep Smiling  J

 

Good Forward: Try to solve following Question

Try to solve following Question...


Warning : Using your brain is strictly prohibited

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a
river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?


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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the
water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you
can light the other Cigarette

Another deadly answer. Scroll down a little


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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani .


Pani NE aag lagayee."


Us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".