One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked God "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which God answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you in my hands"
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Now know this one too!!! ;)
Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. I asked my PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
FW: Good one.......:)
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Secret of happy married life
Once A Bachelor asked a married person, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
he replied, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other.
Then absolutely there will be no problems."
"Can you explain?" asked the bachelor.
the married person said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, the bachelor asked the married person "Give me some examples"
he replied, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
bachelor asked, "Then what is your role?"
he replied, "My decisions are only for very big issues....
Like whether
That is the secret of my happy married life !!!
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Globalization....
Answer: Princess Diana's death
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend Crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by an Indian, using Bill Gates' technology which
he probably stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this
on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made
monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries driven by Pakistanis,
hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you by Chinese!
This is the height of Globalisation !!!!!!!!!
***All For U Frends****
Friends,
Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “abbe teri galti hai “
Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u “ it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale “
Friendship is not about “I understand “ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“
Friendship is not about “I care for u “ its about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “
Friendship is not about “I m happy for
Friendship is not about “I love that girl“ its about “saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “
Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “
Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“
Friendship is not about “All the best for
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Good Forward: Try to solve following Question
Warning : Using your brain is strictly prohibited
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a
river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the
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can light the other Cigarette
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani .
Pani NE aag lagayee."
Us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
FW: THREE PARROTS ..........humour........
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Thursday, August 20, 2009
Champu ki Kavita .. !!! :) .... A must read
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
Champu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho"
"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"
"Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"
"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"
(WAKE UP CHAMPU)
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Thursday, August 13, 2009
Maa Tujhe Salam
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Health Advisory H1N1 - FAQ
With the first swine flu death being recorded in
The attached presentation would give you additional details about the swine flu, its symptoms and the actions that need to be initiated.
As a Unified Force we can stop the spread of this EPIDEMIC and cure the affected ones with timely and correct treatment.
Please forward the brochure to as many known people as possible so as to make them aware and be part of the Unified Force.
Take care.
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Lateral Thinking
Lateral Thinking
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Monday, August 3, 2009
CONFIDENCE,TRUST & HOPE
CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella,
that's Confidence
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TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air,
he laughs...... because he knows you will catch him;
That’s Trust
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HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day;
that's Hope
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