just testing
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Thursday, June 24, 2010
A cute love story
A sad love story of an Engineering student..........
A guy was deeply in love with his classmate.
One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot....
But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she'd complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again.
One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message "I love you too, I'm sorry to hurt you the other day. if u've forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me." in that book.
But the guy never talked to her.
4 yrs went away and nothing has happened..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Moral of the story:
Engineering boys never open their books, don't write important message their, instead send it through tweeter or Facebook !!
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Enjoy your life at every moment
Once a fisherman was sitting near seashore, under the shadow of a tree. Suddenly a rich businessman passing by approached him and enquired as to why he was sitting under a tree and not working. To this the poor fisherman replied that he had caught enough fishes for the day.
Hearing this rich man got angry and said: Why don't you catch more fishes instead of sitting in shadow wasting your time?
Fisherman asked: What would I do by catching more fishes?
Businessman: You could catch more fishes, sell them and earn more money, and buy a bigger boat.
Fisherman: What would I do then?
Businessman: You could go fishing in deep waters and catch even more fishes and earn even more money.
Fisherman: What would I do then?
Businessman: You could buy many boats and employ many people to work for you and earn even more money.
Fisherman: What would I do then?
Businessman: You could become a rich businessman like me.
Fisherman: What would I do then?
Businessman: You could then enjoy your life peacefully.
Fisherman: What do you think I'm doing right now?
MORAL - You don't need to wait for tomorrow to be happy and enjoy your life. LIFE is at this moment, enjoy it fully.
As some great men have said "My riches consist not in extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants".
Hearing this rich man got angry and said: Why don't you catch more fishes instead of sitting in shadow wasting your time?
Fisherman asked: What would I do by catching more fishes?
Businessman: You could catch more fishes, sell them and earn more money, and buy a bigger boat.
Fisherman: What would I do then?
Businessman: You could go fishing in deep waters and catch even more fishes and earn even more money.
Fisherman: What would I do then?
Businessman: You could buy many boats and employ many people to work for you and earn even more money.
Fisherman: What would I do then?
Businessman: You could become a rich businessman like me.
Fisherman: What would I do then?
Businessman: You could then enjoy your life peacefully.
Fisherman: What do you think I'm doing right now?
MORAL - You don't need to wait for tomorrow to be happy and enjoy your life. LIFE is at this moment, enjoy it fully.
As some great men have said "My riches consist not in extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants".
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Conquer Your Weakness
One of my friend forwarded this great story:
This is a story of one 10-year-old boy who decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a devastating car accident.
The boy began lessons with an old Japanese judo master. The boy was doing well, so he couldn't understand why, after three months of training, the master had taught him only one move. "Sensei," the boy finally said, "Shouldn't I be learning more moves?"
"This is the only move you know, but this is the only move you'll ever need to know," the Sensei replied. Not quite understanding, but believing in his teacher, the boy kept training.
Several months later, the Sensei took the boy to his first tournament. Surprising himself, the boy easily won his first two matches. The third match proved to be more difficult, but after some time, his opponent became impatient and charged; the boy deftly used his one move to win the match. Still amazed by his success, the boy was now in the finals.
This time, his opponent was bigger, stronger, and more experienced. For a while, the boy appeared to be overmatched. Concerned that the boy might get hurt, the referee called a time-out. He was about to stop the match when the Sensei intervened. "No," the Sensei insisted, "Let him continue."
Soon after the match resumed, his opponent made a critical mistake: he dropped his guard. Instantly, the boy used his move to pin him. The boy had won the match and the tournament. He was the champion.
On the way home, the boy and Sensei reviewed every move in each and every match. Then the boy summoned the courage to ask what was really on his mind. "Sensei, how did I win the tournament with only one move?"
"You won for two reasons," the Sensei answered. "First, you've almost mastered one of the most difficult throws in all of judo. And second, the only known defence for that move is for your opponent to grab your left arm."
The boy's greatest weakness had become his greatest strength.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
FW: Good one.......:)
We all know this one...
One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked God "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which God answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you in my hands"
--------- --------- --------- --------- ------- ------------ ---------
Now know this one too!!! ;)
Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. I asked my PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Secret of happy married life
Once A Bachelor asked a married person, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
he replied, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other.
Then absolutely there will be no problems."
"Can you explain?" asked the bachelor.
the married person said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, the bachelor asked the married person "Give me some examples"
he replied, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
bachelor asked, "Then what is your role?"
he replied, "My decisions are only for very big issues....
Like whether
That is the secret of my happy married life !!!
:):):)
Nice Tech Blog: http://indiandeve.wordpress.com/
Other Place: http://falaque.wordpress.com/
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Globalization....
Question: What is the height of globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend Crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by an Indian, using Bill Gates' technology which
he probably stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this
on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made
monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries driven by Pakistanis,
hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you by Chinese!
This is the height of Globalisation !!!!!!!!!
***All For U Frends****
Friends,
Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “abbe teri galti hai “
Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u “ it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale “
Friendship is not about “I understand “ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“
Friendship is not about “I care for u “ its about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “
Friendship is not about “I m happy for
Friendship is not about “I love that girl“ its about “saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “
Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “
Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“
Friendship is not about “All the best for
| |
J Keep Smiling J
Good Forward: Try to solve following Question
Try to solve following Question...
Warning : Using your brain is strictly prohibited
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a
river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Think think
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the
water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you
can light the other Cigarette
Another deadly answer. Scroll down a little
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... Scroll down.
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani .
Pani NE aag lagayee."
Us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
FW: THREE PARROTS ..........humour........
| Three Parrots
|
ForwardSourceID:NT00
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Champu ki Kavita .. !!! :) .... A must read
Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
Champu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho"
"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"
"Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"
"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"
(WAKE UP CHAMPU)
:) :) :) :)
;) ;) ;) ;)
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Maa Tujhe Salam
|
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Health Advisory H1N1 - FAQ
With the first swine flu death being recorded in
The attached presentation would give you additional details about the swine flu, its symptoms and the actions that need to be initiated.
As a Unified Force we can stop the spread of this EPIDEMIC and cure the affected ones with timely and correct treatment.
Please forward the brochure to as many known people as possible so as to make them aware and be part of the Unified Force.
Take care.
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| | GOVERNMENT AUTHORIZED HOSPITALS FOR TREATMENT OF SWINE FLU
| | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Lateral Thinking
Lateral Thinking
|
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)