Men are better friends

Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.


Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

 

 

 

 

Conclusion: Men are better friends

 

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honest answers in an interview

 

Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give

  different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy !

 

  1. Why did you apply for this job?

 

  I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.

 

  2. Why do you want to work for this company?

 

  I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any

  specific company in mind.

 

  3. Why should I hire you?

 

  You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

 

  4. What would you do if this happened?

 

  Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...

 

  5. What is your biggest strength?

 

  Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking

  of the fate of company

 

  6. What is your biggest weakness?

 

  Girls

 

  7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?

 

  Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more

  money, so I am here today

 

  8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?

 

  Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my

  job? I could demand more and stay there.

 

  9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?

 

  Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a

  change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

 

  10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?

 

  For the same reason why you left your earlier job

 

  11. What do you want from this job?

 

  If no work is given but keep giving good hikes

 

  12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

 

  Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs

 

  13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?

 

  Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website

 

  14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?

 

  Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20%

  extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard

 

  (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked

  my current salary by 30%)

 

 

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Style of our own Rajni sssaaaarrr

 

1.  He makes onions cry

2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than

Death can process them.

4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights

on,......... ... he turns the dark off.

8. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not

even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can

throw Brett Favre even further.

10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

11. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you

will die.

12. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for

handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot

belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

14. Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,

no one fools Rajanikanth.

15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you

mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating

pain, the cobra died.

18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many

seconds you have left to live.

19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the

first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone

standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.

Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so

he turned the sun up.

23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

25. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

26. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger,

by yelling, "Bang!"

27. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could

use to kill you, including the room itself.

28. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead

man, there is Rajanikanth.

29. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only

recognizes the element of surprise.

30. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

31. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry

about his drinking habit.

32. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square

Rajanikanth, the result is death.

33. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a

personal insult.