Wednesday, November 4, 2009

FW: Good one.......:)

We all know this one... 

One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked God "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which God answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you in my hands"
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 Now know this one too!!! ;)
Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. I asked my PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"
 

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Secret of happy married life

Once A Bachelor asked a married person, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

 

he replied, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other.

 

 

Then absolutely there will be no problems."

 

"Can you explain?" asked the bachelor.

 

the married person said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

 

 

Still not convinced, the bachelor asked the married person "Give me some examples"

 

he replied, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

 

 

bachelor asked, "Then what is your role?"

 

he replied, "My decisions are only for very big issues....

 

Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, how to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".

 

 

That is the secret of my happy married life !!!

 

:):):)

 

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Other Place: http://falaque.wordpress.com/

 

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Globalization....

Question: What is the height of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend Crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines!

And this is sent to you by an Indian, using Bill Gates' technology which
he probably stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this
on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made
monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries driven by Pakistanis,
hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you by Chinese!


This is the height of Globalisation !!!!!!!!!

***All For U Frends****

 

 

 

Friends,

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “  its about “abbe   teri  galti hai “
 
Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u  “   it’s about
“kahan marr gaya saale  “
 
Friendship is not about “I understand “  its about
“sab teri wajah se hua manhus“
 
Friendship is not about “I care for u  “  its about
“kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “
 
Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success
“its about “chal party de saale“
 
Friendship is not about “I love that girl“  its about
“saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “

Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “

Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“

Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale“

 

 

 

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J  Keep Smiling  J

 

Good Forward: Try to solve following Question

Try to solve following Question...


Warning : Using your brain is strictly prohibited

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a
river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?


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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the
water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you
can light the other Cigarette

Another deadly answer. Scroll down a little


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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani .


Pani NE aag lagayee."


Us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

FW: THREE PARROTS ..........humour........

   

 

Three Parrots  
 
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.  
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.  

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
 

 

The owner said it was Rs.250.  
Rs.250, the man said.   "Well what does he do?
 
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.  "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.  
The clerk replied,Rs.500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.
 

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.  
The clerk replied, "Rs.1,000."
 
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs.1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
 
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.  


But the other two call him  "BOSS"!!  
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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Champu ki Kavita .. !!! :) .... A must read

Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Champu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"
"Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas"

"Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga"

(WAKE UP CHAMPU)

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Maa Tujhe Salam

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

Maa Tujhe Salam

Valentines Day,
new year, friendship day, Mothers day, fathers day, Brother/Sister day, now let us celebrate the independence day at least from now .
 

                                                                         
PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN .

                                                                                                   
JAI HIND

 

 

 

 

 

History Through Pictures

 




Aug. 15, 1947: Mountbatten swears Nehru in as Prime Minister of India



TRAIN TO PAKISTAN; India 1947. Trains packed with refugees - Hindus and Sikhs headed for India, and Muslims headed for Pakistan - were convenient targets for gangs of killers on both sides of the border. Inadequately protected 'Refugee Specials' were typically stopped, and the occupants butchered, several times in the course of the journey.




The dead - Punjab, 1947




1971: Indira Gandhi reviews the troops, in the context of militaryand diplomatic preparations for the Bangladesh War.


Ghandhiji Addressing people



Nehru and Gandhi at AICC meeting, July 1946



Mountbatten arrives at Delhi airport; received by Nehru and Liaquat Ali. March 25, 1947



1948: The news of Gandhi's assassination hits the streets. A stunned crowd gathers in Calcutta.



1948: Crowds in New Delhi wait for a glimpse of Gandhi's funeral procession.


A Library being divided at the time of partition. Heart trembles to see this sight and it is tough to imagine the state of the nation at the moment when people needed to hold hands.




This is our 60th Independence Day!

Freedom is not a Right but a Feeling!

Let's be proud to feel the Freedom!

Let's say loud we are INDIANS!!!

 

Let all of us get to-gather &

Let's Celebrate Our Freedom!

 

 

 

It is our duty to preserve this Freedom!

Carry this forward to the future!

We did,We do,We will do!!!

 

Set the celebration on Air, Share your Joy, You're Free to do it, Send this to every Indian, to say

Vande Mataram!

Maa Tujhe Salam

Jai Hind

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Health Advisory H1N1 - FAQ

With the first swine flu death being recorded in INDIA[Pune], it will be all important to  keep a ready recknor at hand. More so we need to be aware of the correct symptoms and the right place for treatment. So in case we have someone who is seen to have symptoms  we could guide them to the right hospital. 

 The attached presentation would give you additional details about the swine flu, its symptoms and the actions that need to be initiated.  

As a Unified Force we can stop the spread of this EPIDEMIC and cure the affected ones with timely and correct treatment. 

                Please forward the brochure  to as many known people as possible so as to make them aware and be part of the Unified Force.  

Take care. 

 

               

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GOVERNMENT AUTHORIZED HOSPITALS FOR TREATMENT OF SWINE FLU

City

Hospital

Address

Contact

Chennai

King Institute of Preventive Medicine (24/7 Service)

Guindy, Chennai – 32

(044) 22501520, 22501521 & 22501522

Communicable Diseases Hospital

Thondiarpet, Chennai

(044) 25912686/87/88, 9444459543

Government General Hospital

Opp. Central Railway Station, Chennai – 03

(044) 25305000, 25305723, 25305721, 25330300

Pune

Naidu Hospital

Nr Le'Meridian, Raja Bahadur Mill, GPO, Pune - 01

(020) 26058243

National Institute of Virology

20A Ambedkar Road, Pune - 11

(020) 26006290

Kolkata

ID Hospital

57,Beliaghata, Beliaghata Road, Kolkata - 10‎

(033) 23701252

Coimbatore

Government General Hospital

Near Railway Station,
Trichy Road, Coimbatore - 18

(0422) 2301393, 2301394, 2301395, 2301396

Hyderabad

Govt. General and Chest Diseases Hospital,

Erragadda, Hyderabad

(040) 23814939

Mumbai

Kasturba Gandhi Hospital

Arthur Road, N M Joshi Marg, Jacob Circle, Mumbai - 11

(022) 23083901, 23092458, 23004512

Sir J J Hospital

J J Marg, Byculla, Mumbai - 08

(022) 23735555, 23739031, 23760943, 23768400 / 23731144 / 5555 / 23701393 / 1366

Haffkine Institute

Acharya Donde Marg, Parel, Mumbai - 12

(022) 24160947, 24160961, 24160962

Kochi

Government Medical College

Gandhi Nagar P O, Kottayam - 08

(0481) 2597311,2597312

Government Medical College

Vandanam P O, Allapuzha - 05

(0477) 2282015

Taluk Hospital

Railway Station Road, Alwaye, Ernakulam

(0484) 2624040  Sathyajit - 09847840051

Taluk Hospital

Perumbavoor PO, Ernakulam 542

(0484) 2523138  Vipin - 09447305200

Gurgaon &
Delhi

All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS)

Ansari Nagar, Aurobindo Marg Ring Road, New Delhi - 29

(011) 26594404, 26861698  Prof. R C Deka - 9868397464

National Institute for Communicable Diseases

22, Sham Nath Marg,
New Delhi - 54

(011) 23971272/060/344/524/449/326

Dr. Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital

Kharak Singh Marg,
New Delhi - 01

(011) 23741640, 23741649, 23741639
Dr. N K Chaturvedi
9811101704

Vallabhai Patel Chest Institute

University Enclave, New Delhi- 07

(011) 27667102, 27667441, 27667667, 27666182

Bangalore

Victoria Hospital

K R Market, Kalasipalayam, Bangalore - 02

(080) 26703294  Dr. Gangadhar - 94480-49863

SDS Tuberculosis & Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Chest Diseases

Hosur Road, Hombegowda Nagar, Bangalore - 29

(080) 26631923  Dr. Shivaraj - 99801-48780

 


STAY ALERT! PREVENT AGAINST SWINE FLU

 

 

 

 

 

 

FW: Do's and Don't - Swine Flu

Swine flu guide, do's and don'ts

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Lateral Thinking

 

 

 

 

 

Lateral Thinking

 

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
 



Think like a wizard . . .





      man
Q1.    ---------
      board









Ans. = man overboard






Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.









    stand
Q2.    ------------
  i
















Ans. = I understand










OK . . .




Got the drift ?








Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?







Q3.    /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/













Ans. = reading between the lines










Q4. r  
          road  
         a    
     d










Ans. = cross road









Not having a good day now, are you ?


Redeem yourself.











Q5.  cycle  
        cycle  
      cycle














Ans. = tricycle









Not easy to figure out hey!













     0
Q6.      ---------  
      M.D.
      Ph.D.















Ans. = two degrees below zero










C'mon give it a little thought! !











        knee
Q7.      ------------
      light















Ans. = neon light














U can prove u r smart by getting this one.








                        ground  
Q8.                      ------------ ---
                   feet feet feet feet feet feet


















Ans. = six feet underground










Oh no, not again ! !













Q9.    he's X  himself














Ans. = he's by himself










Now u messing up big time.











Q10.      ecnalg














Ans. = backward glance









 Not even close! !











Q11.      death ..... life















Ans. = life after death









Okay last chance ............ ......




Q12.     THINK















Ans. = think big ! !











And the last one is real fundoo - - -






Q13.

 







ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb

ababaabbaaabbbb. ...










Ans. =  long time no 'C'

 

 

 

Monday, August 3, 2009

CONFIDENCE,TRUST & HOPE

CONFIDENCE

Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy

came with an Umbrella,

that's
Confidence


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TRUST


Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby

when you throw him in the air,

he laughs...... because he knows you will catch him;

That’s
Trust


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HOPE

Every night we go to bed,

we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

but still you have plans for the coming day;

that's
Hope

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