FW: TIME TO LAUGH!!!

 

 

Time to LAUGH

 

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?

Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher : Spell it?

Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA .

 

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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came

again..

 

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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my

house.

Police : How the theif did not take TV???

Santa : I was watching TV na....

 

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If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's

 

 

younger sis and elder sis?

 

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

 

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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

 

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

 

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

 

Answer : On their Wedding !!

 

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Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Sardar : 13th October

Interviewer: Which year?

Sardar : Oye ullu ke patte _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

 

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this

village???

Sardar: no sir, here only small Babies born!!!

 

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Interviewer: just imagine you r in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how

will you escape?

Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

 

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Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a

traffic cop tried to stop them.

Santa said: Sorry bhai, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin

hai !!!

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Santa: If I die will u remarry?

Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?

 

Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister

 

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha

hai.

 

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

 

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu at nahi hai ji, tainu hai at lipat ja...

 

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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar NE poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

 

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

 

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SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se

baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.....

2ND: itne... pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .;)

 

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

 

1. Strength: My wife,Jeeto.

 

2. Weakness: Banta's wife,Preeto.

 

3. Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

 

4. Threat: When I am on tour